Several more of Dylan's deep thoughts

• Do people in Seattle really ever have to save something for a rainy day? You only have to wait a couple of days that means.
• Thanks to calendars and clocks, everyone's days are numbered.
• You should absolutely put all your eggs into one basket. It is wasteful and time-consuming to use extra baskets for something as small as eggs. 
• Why are Flintstones vitamins the most delicious vitamins ever invented? I loved those as a kid!
• Do kids still own ant farms? Is that still a thing? Where can you even buy ant farms anymore?
• Do you think anyone has tried a termite farm as an alternative to an ant farm?
• It's not a graphic novel. It's called a comic book. Get over it.
• If I had a Twitter account, all I would ever post are the lame puns I come up. It would be a daily version of this blog basically. This is my Twitter account.
• Despite having the motto, "Eat Fresh," Subway sandwiches don't taste very fresh. 
• I've never wanted to eat a sandwich I've found just sitting in a real subway.
• Work production around the world must be almost nonexistent during the World Cup. This is America - we can't even call the sport by its proper name - but every office is filled with people watching the games.
• Did Spain forget how to play soccer since the last World Cup? 
• Of all the mythical fantasy realms imagined over the years, Westeros and the other lands of Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire are the worst. No one would ever want to live in that world.
• What if the White Walkers are just tired of human shenanigans? All the political scheming, backstabbing, wars, environmental damage, etc. Maybe they just want to cleanse the world of the real evil. #TeamWhiteWalkers.
• I read that the thing all of America's mass shootings have in common are the shooters are mentally unstable. You know what else they have in common? Guns! Weird, right? Maybe there should be rules or something preventing dangerous people from owning guns. Maybe that's why this doesn't happen in other well-off countries. Or people can just keep dying, I guess.