More of Dylan's deep thoughts

• Dead men used to tell no tales, but thanks to modern forensic science they really reveal all sorts of things. 
• You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but nobody wants flies to begin with. They're pests! And it's a waste of honey.
• Why is it called the foul line or foul pole? If the ball hits it, it is ruled fair. It should be the fair line/fair pole.
• How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
• Though really, who actually licks a Tootsie pop? You suck on it. Totally different.
• The reason evil geniuses always reveal their plans just before they (attempt to) execute the hero is because they are suffering from severe loneliness and struggling through abandonment issues. They just want someone to talk to. They have very few people to relate to so normal social interaction is hard; that's why they resort to world domination.  
• Do the Kardashians actually do anything? And I mean anything. At least Honey Boo Boo attends children beauty pageants.
• If someone is "honest as the day is long" does that mean their honesty fluctuates with the seasons and the shortening/lengthening of daylight?
• Do the people of Weed, CA realize how hilarious their town name is?
• Or how about people living in Yolo County?
• Guns don't kill people, but people with guns do so at a very alarming rate.
• Squirrels are just effeminate rats (credit goes to Tom on that one. "Who is Tom?" you might ask. Never mind that right now).