Even more of Dylan's deep thoughts

• Good and bad things come to those who wait at about an equal pace, I find. 
• Why didn't Damocles just move out of the way? That would clearly solve the problem of the sword hanging above the throne and his head. Just step to the side and you're out of danger.
• A rolling stone gathers no moss; which explains the longevity of The Rolling Stones.
• I think The Rolling Stones are under a curse in which if they ever stop playing music they'll finally die of old age
• Never trust a man with three first names.
• Ten gallon hats cannot actually hold ten gallons of liquid.
• St. Patrick's Day combines American's two favorite pastimes: reveling in ethnic pride and getting drunk. This is not unique to Irish-Americans.
• Sadly, baseball is no longer America's favorite pastime; but you can get drunk at a game. So that counts.
• With that said, Opening Day should totally be a national holiday. (Go Giants!)
• The sequel to Prometheus should be a buddy film about Noomi Rapace and Michael Fassbender's head.
• Better yet, someone should make a movie about "Prometheus and Bob." Or an "Action League Now!" film.
• The American health care system is messed up. It sucks; and no politician wants to actually fix what's wrong with it. (No, this isn't based off anything personal that happened to me recently. Where did you get that ridiculous idea?) (But seriously: fuck our health care system!)