Some more of Dylan's deep thoughts

• We're technically always under the weather. So does that mean all of humanity is sick?
• The best period in someone's life to fool or trick them is the day after they are born. Because then they were just born yesterday.
• Skunks must all have drinking problems considering we often compare a drunk human to them.
• Are people who put on both pant legs at the same time natural overachievers?
• Why would anyone sell seashells by the seashore? People can just pick up seashells right there off the beach - it doesn't cost anything. You definitely want your seashell business to be further inland.
• I imagine chess being designed by a woman angry at her lazy husband. The queen gets to move wherever she wants, while the king is fairly useless and defenseless without the other pieces.
• Checkers was the lazy husband's response to his wife's game. Not as sophisticated or complicated, naturally.
• Using Catching Fire to sell sandwiches seems really inappropriate given the storyline of those novels.
• Thanksgiving is practice for Christmas. It's Christmas Beta.
• Romulus and Remus are two children who have the excuse of have been raised by wolves (well...a wolf).
• Never test the theory of cats having nine lives. Trust me, the results ain't pretty.
• If foxes could actually talk, I'm pretty sure what they would say is, "What the fuck is wrong with you people? We don't sound like that at all!"