Things you overhear in San Francisco, but not rural America

• "Hopefully that new tax passes."
• "These french fries need less ketchup and more garlic."

• "That's the hipster bowling alley."
• "I think I'm going to stop over in Japantown before hitting up Chinatown and having dinner in Little Saigon."
• "All finished. That'll be $50." "That seems like a fair price for a haircut."
• "Barry Bonds is the best damn baseball player of all time."
• "How are you today, Mr. Mays?"
• "We need stronger gun control."
• "I was sitting at the bar when Robin Williams walked in!"
• "Who is Eric Church/Lady Antebellum/Dierks Bentley/Big & Rich/etc.?" (no seriously, who are they? Inquiring San Franciscans want to know)
• "Beat LA! Beat LA! Beat LA!" (chanted in unison by 42,000)
• "It's good earthquake weather."
• "I think the Occupy Movement can still succeed." (you also won't hear this one in Oakland anymore)
• "The Warriors will make the playoffs. I can feel it."
• "It's only a matter of time before we get our 6th Super Bowl ring."
• "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco." (thanks Mark Twain!)
• "Don't worry, I brought my reusable grocery bag."
• "Hey! You better compost that! It's the law!"
• "I can tell the time based on the amount of fog overhead."
• "Want to go for a ride on my water jetpack?"
• "I know socialists. Some of my best friends are socialists. Barack Obama is no socialist."