Survey says...

I don’t expect this blog to ever really take-off and result in me becoming an Internet star, but I’ve always been one to hedge my bets and be prepared. So I’ve come up with this blog post that anyone can read and get a quick survey of who I am. This way they don’t have to read over several blog posts to decide if they like me or not, they can just read this and carry on.

Think of it as an FAQ. A cheat sheet. The tale of the tape. A personal survey.

Name: 

Dylan Hoff

Hometown: 

San Francisco, CA

Ethnicity: 

German-Irish (you’d think I’d be a heavy drinker, but it hasn’t happened yet)

Sex: 

Yes, please. Oh, you mean like my gender? Male

College: 

Washington State University

Pets:

Two dogs, two cats, two goats, one goldfish

Politics: 

Let’s just say if I lived in Scandinavia I’d have a political party I could fully get behind.

Religion: 

Vaguely Christian (still figuring this one out)

Favorite movie: 

The Godfather

Favorite TV show: 

Of all-time – Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently on-the-air – Justified, although The Newsroom is a close second.

Favorite color(s): 

Red, white and blue, baby! ‘Merica!

Favorite song: 

The Promised Land by Bruce Springsteen

Favorite book: 

I’m going to cheat and pick three books, the Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathan Stroud.

Favorite food: 

Bald eagle. “Tastes like freedom!”

Favorite sports teams: 

San Francisco Giants and San Francisco 49ers

Favorite city (besides hometown): 

I grew quite fond of my college town, Pullman, but I also like Sacramento and New Orleans

Favorite American Idol winner: 

If forced to answer, I'll pick the guy with the same first name as last. Phillip Phillips, is that him?

Favorite Kardashian sister: 

None

Favorite Jersey Shore cast member: 

Who is writing this survey?

Favorite Stooge: 

That’s more like it! Curly

Favorite Doctor:  

Matt Smith

Favorite Vlogbrother: 

John Green

Joel or Mike?

Mike (we’re definitely in the nerd section of this survey now)

Mac or PC?

PC

Coke or Pepsi?

Coca-Cola

Nicknames: 

D-Train, The Prince of Grove Street, Stomper, Tenacious D, StroganHoff, Dylane, Dil-Dil, Dillywiggles, D-Wigz, Daddy Hoff, The Moral Compass

If you could be any animal, what would it be?

Godzilla

If you were a professional wrestler, what would your name be?

The Judge, and my finishing move would be called The Final Verdict.

If you could have dinner with five famous people, living or dead, who would you invite?

Groucho Marx, Jon Stewart, Willie Mays, Clarence Clemons and Bruce Springsteen

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

The ability to make everyone laugh

 
There. That should just about cover it. Feel free to ask any questions you might have in comments and maybe I’ll answer them.